thanksgiving night

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Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 14:35:57

T'was the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

Post 2 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 16:29:32

...maybe the Title should have been: ThanksGiving Eve Night..??

just a suggestion for possible future reference


Kinda too gives a thot of Thanksgiving Past

Future

...in the NOWness of time..Present.

hmmmm Thinking the correlation regarding "Scrooge."


For NOW.. more cranBerry relish, please

with slice of pumpkin pie, some left-over cole slaw, a few olives

small turkey sandwich and coffee, can't forget the coffee

with Coffee-Mate, please w/ a little Cool Whip and a shake of spice,

(CG)

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 19:34:01

that was cute!

Post 4 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Saturday, 25-Nov-2006 21:37:48

...Thanksgiving and 2 days a countin' The Pistons won at Washinton 115-111. GO DETROIT!

A tangy fresh from the tree Orange sounds almost too good to be true..

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 26-Nov-2006 7:45:17

Thanks Iternity. That was cute.

Bob

Post 6 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 26-Nov-2006 16:57:34

..I agrees BlBobobby,

...now for some more cranberry relish with apples, oranges and cherries added...please.

Thank you!

(CG)